That darn cocaine habit

There's a spot for a local cocaine addiction center that's a minute worth of someone's hand cutting up lines of cocaine with a voiceover saying the traditional, if you have a problem or think you help call us now. I'm no expert on this subject, but in comparison if I see a commercial for a delicious cheeseburger, I'm really tempted to run out and get a cheeseburger.

Now that's depressing

The commercial for Cymbalta, depression medication is in itself a real low. If you weren't depressed before the commercial break, you will be now. Ah, that is good advertising on second thought.

Cheerinos

Child actors, cute or annoying? I'm going with annoying. Why is it that all child actors wear the obvious lip gloss and have a fake lisp?

Divine Interruption

3. Truly annoying new hip Miracle Whip commercial. Nope, not going to happen people. Miracle Whip is made to make your tuna sandwich taste better. Repeat- this product will not make you look cooler. 

Axe that, not yet

2. The Axe Body commercial where the man is made out of chocolate. Don't hate it. Although I'm no where near the demographic and the cologne smell could be used as a weapon of mass destruction, it makes me laugh. And that always goes a long way.

Life, Interrupted

This glorious blog has officially kicked off. What's it all about you say? My dislike for commercials or other interruptions during my already overloaded TV schedule. I have to watch enough TV as is, must it be interrupted by commercials. Evidently yes, but I don't have to like it.

If I'm forced to endure this torture, I'm forced to complain, and on rare occasion compliment. 

This is no order of like/dis-like. I guess you could call it chronological.

1. Oh perfect! What a great start. There is a terrible serious of Smirnoff commercials where a bunch of hot people decide to take off all their clothes and slide down a wet hill to cool off. Why not just take off the hoodie you're wearing?